everyone sucks, especially poor people

I've tried to be the better man. I've tried to be a nice fucking guy; I can't. Why can't i do this? People are too fucking retarded, that's fucking why. Take for instance, poor people. This past weekend I went to work at a food bank b/c i'm a nice guy. So I get there and they put me on working the line. Everyone gets the same piece of chicken. But every 5th poor person or so has to ask for a different piece of chicken.

Random poor person: Can i get a wing?
me: yeah, here's your wing
random poor person: nah man, i want a different one
me: but it's all the same chicken

At this point the woman in charge of the food bank comes over and starts yelling at him "Quit stirring things up, go sit down and eat your food!" The poor person looks somewhat taken aback by this, yet is still pissed off, at least by the look on his face. He relents with: "Everyone has a right," and then wanders off. Yeah, you got a right. You have a fucking right to eat that piece of chicken or not eat it. It's fucking free for christ's sake.

Hey poor people. What the fuck am i talking about? Poor people don't have computers. Ok, if you know any poor people, tell them that beggars can't be choosers and to eat the fucking piece of chicken that is given to them. Times are tough, so fucking deal with it. You would know. You're homeless.

It's not that i'm better than poor people. It's that I take what's given to me. If you don't like what is given to you, Go out and get what you want yourself. I'm not saying go out and get a job; because jobs fucking suck. But maybe sell a kidney so you can have some seed money for that crack operation you always wanted.

After i got done working the food line i made myself a plate and that shit was delicious. How can you not like free food? Free food just fucking tastes better than normal food.


Free shit is better than no shit.